CUTEBUTCRITICAL.

[Intro - Kira / bubbly]
Good morning, Night City!
Another beautiful day to almost die!
(Hi, hi!)
(Please remain alive!)

[Verse 1 - Kira / cheerful]
Woke up pretty, power's out
Sirens screaming all about
Coffee cold, apartment hot
Neighbor's missing, guess he got shot

Pink chrome nails, ballistic vest
Another day, another mess
Rent past due, got a bounty on me
But my eyeliner's sharp, so tee-hee!

[Verse 2 - Vex / deadpan]
Bought new legs at a discount store
One runs fast, one hits the floor
Doctor smiled, said, "You'll be fine!"
Then his license expired online

Corpo called: "Your dream career!
Sign your soul and disappear!"
Great benefits, a dental plan
And a coffin with a company brand!

[Pre-Chorus - Riot / teasing]
Bang-bang, another bad day
Swipe that trauma away
Heart rate high, credit low
That's just how the good times go!

Got no luck, got no shame
Whole damn city's gone insane
If we're doomed by half past ten
Might as well look cute till then!

[Chorus 1 - All / explosive]
Cute but critical!
Life's so digital!
Heart goes boom, room goes kaboom
We're dancing through impending doom!

Cute but critical!
Crime's habitual!
Neon lipstick, loaded charm
City's burning, false alarm!

La-la-la, another casualty
Ha-ha-ha, that's capitalism, baby!
Smile for the camera, strike that pose
The body count's high, but the ratings rose!

Cute but critical!
(So adorable!)
(So deplorable!)

[Post-Chorus - Kira / chant]
Beep-beep, flatline!
Still got time for a headline!
Click-click, reload!
Strike a pose in disaster mode!

[Verse 3 - Kira / giggly]
Took my crush to a noodle stand
He lost his nerve; I lost my hand
Found it waving from across the street
Aww, it still remembers the beat!

[Verse 4 - Vex / icy]
HR sent cake for record sales
Then billed the staff for frosting fails
Boss said, "We're a family here"
Funny, families don't charge for air

[Rap - Riot / fast, savage]
Click-clack, chrome stack, glitter on the gat
Big talk, small shock, who's afraid of that?
Pink hair, don't care, bullets in the air
Five-star bounty and a six-star stare

Quickhack, flashback, system overload
Lip gloss, boss loss, welcome to the road
Corpo suit, shiny boot, selling us the sky
Fine print says we're licensed till we die

Choom-choom, boom-boom, hear the siren sing
MaxTac on the rooftop, what a lovely thing!
Red light, street fight, somebody stole my ride
Called a Delamain, now the cab's my guide

Bad gig, big rig, payment never came
Fixer says, "Exposure!" Girl, that's not a wage!
Three queens, bright screens, chaos on display
Night City tried to kill us, we demanded better pay!

(Cha-ching!)
(Rejected!)
(How rude!)

[Pre-Chorus 2 - Vex / icy build]
Lights out, blackout, share prices dive
Legal says we're technically alive
If tomorrow's not guaranteed
Tonight's exactly what we need!

[Chorus 2 - All / bigger, cheekier]
Cute but critical!
Glitching through the digital!
Boom-boom, sparks in the danger zone
We made the wreckage our runway home!

Cute but critical!
Criminally photogenic!
Chrome-lit chaos, camera flash
Smile while the market crashes!

La-la-la, who pulled the plug?
Ha-ha-ha, Riot just shrugged
Three loud hearts, one broken town
Raise the roof before it falls down!

Cute but critical!
(So adorable!)
(So deplorable!)

[Bridge - Call and response / sweet]
[Kira] If I flatline, fix my bow
[Vex] That's an extra charge, you know
[Riot] Trauma Team is running late
[All] Leave a lovely one-star rate!

[Dance Break - Heavy glitch bass]
ERROR! ERROR!
Looking good in terror!
SYSTEM! SYSTEM!
Kiss your warranty goodbye!

Bam-bam! Glitter bomb!
Dance until the power's gone!
(Hey!)
(Go cyberpsycho!)
(Just kidding!)

[Final Chorus - All / explosive]
Cute but critical!
Loud and unpredictable!
Heart goes boom, lights go kaboom
We made a nightclub out of doom!

Cute but critical!
Survival's optional!
Neon lipstick, loaded charm
MaxTac's dancing, sound the alarm!

La-la-la, the skyline glows
Ha-ha-ha, nobody knows
Three sweet smiles, one burning town
Try your best to shut us down!

Cute but critical!
We're the city's favorite glitch!
(So adorable!)
(So deplorable!)
(Cute but critical!)

[Outro - System voice / trio]
Thank you for visiting Night City.
Please rate your stay.
[Kira] Five stars! So sparkly!
[Vex] Zero. The form lacks that option.
[Riot] I hacked it. Now it does.
[All] BYE-BYE!

[Intro - Vex / spoken, elegant]
Ladies, the operation is simple.
No witnesses. No surprises.
[Kira] Can I bring explosives?
[Vex] Absolutely not.
[Riot] She brought explosives.
(Oh, wonderful.)

[Verse 1 - Vex / smooth]
Silk-lined gloves and a tailored suit
Laser sights on a polished boot
Count to three, let the camera spin
One clean shot and we're walking in

Perfect aim, never miss my mark
Silver flash in the velvet dark
Safety off, emotions on mute
Darling, precision is terribly cute

[Verse 2 - Riot / rhythmic]
Crack that code, make the cameras sleep
Firewall's cheap and the passwords weak
ICE looks tough till I slip inside
Now their own security's on our side

Doors swing wide, every guard goes blind
Left their precious little locks behind
Got their secrets in a data stream
Corporate nightmares are my favorite dream

[Pre-Chorus - Kira / excited]
Tick-tock, time to play!
Oops, I blew the vault away!
[Vex] That was not in the plan!
[Kira] But look how fast it ran!

[Chorus 1 - All / brass explosion]
Trigger happy, snappy, snappy!
Dancing through a big catastrophe!
Click goes Vex, and Riot cracks the code
Kira made the whole damn building explode!

Trigger happy, fancy, flashy!
Champagne taste and a getaway taxi!
One, two, three, what a lovely mess
We're a high-class crime in a party dress!

(Bang-bang!)
(Cha-cha!)
(Whoopsie-daisy!)

[Post-Chorus - Swing chant]
Click, click, swing!
Hear that brass band ring!
Tap, tap, spin!
Let the trouble begin!

[Verse 3 - Kira / sugary]
Found a guard behind a door
Now he's sleeping on the floor
Gave his helmet little ears
Aww, he's cute! Collecting souvenirs!

[Vex] Please stop decorating men.
[Kira] Can I decorate them again?
[Riot] Security's calling for support.
[Kira] Then invite them to the resort!

[Verse 4 - Vex / cold]
Thirty targets, thirty rounds?
No, one warning shot, no sounds
Ricochet across the wall
Watch their weapons tumble, fall

Never rush and never sweat
I don't lose a single bet
[Kira] Can I shoot the chandelier?
[Vex] No.
[Crash]
[Vex] Naturally, my dear.

[Rap - Riot / fast, mischievous]
Tap-tap, backdoor, slip into the mainframe
Hack stack, quick attack, beat 'em at their own game
Byte bite, red light, ICE about to fracture
Ghost through the grid like a digital disaster

Ping-ping, firewall, now it's looking tragic
One blink, system sync, call it techno-magic
Bank vault, full halt, passwords in a folder
Corpo bigshots crying on a shareholder's shoulder

Vex got aim like a laser-guided thesis
Kira got grenades and a talent for pieces
I got admin, got access, got keys to the kingdom
Three bad girls, hear the alarm bells sing 'em!

Money? Nah, we want the prototype chip
And the footage of their CEO's embarrassing trip
Upload, unload, now the whole world knows
He got scared by a vending machine that froze!

(Access granted!)
(Ego damaged!)
(Hehehe!)

[Pre-Chorus 2 - Vex / rising]
The plan is gone, the vault's in flames
I should have known she'd play these games
[Riot] But we've got the prize!
[Kira] And confetti!
[Vex] That's drywall, sweetheart. Get ready.

[Chorus 2 - All / bigger]
Trigger happy, snappy, snappy!
Making mayhem look so classy!
Vex stays cool while the bullets fly
Riot made the drones dance in the sky!

Trigger happy, fancy, flashy!
Kira stole a golden taxi!
One, two, three, watch the headlines spread
"Worst professionals!" the reporter said!

(Bang-bang!)
(Cha-cha!)
(Five-star chaos!)

[Bridge - Jazzy breakdown]
[Vex] I requested subtlety.
[Riot] I disabled security.
[Kira] I improved the scenery!
[All] With extremely poor machinery!

[Vex] Next time, I work alone.
[Riot] You'd miss my brilliant chrome.
[Kira] And my boom-boom symphony!
[Vex] Unfortunately, probably.

[Dance Break - Brass / swing]
Step left, aim right
Neon fever Friday night
Spin twice, drop low
Run before the sirens show!

[Final Chorus - All / explosive]
Trigger happy, snappy, snappy!
Night City's favorite calamity!
Vex got style, Riot runs the show
Kira screams, "One more!" and the buildings go BOOM!

Trigger happy, fancy, flashy!
Three sweet criminals, never classy!
One, two, three, take a final bow
We were meant to leave an hour ago!

[Outro - Vex / exhausted]
[Vex] The mission was a success.
[Riot] Technically.
[Kira] Can we do it again?!
[Vex] I need a drink.
[All] CHEERS!

[Intro - Riot / digital whisper]
Hello, Night City.
Your network has been compromised.
Your privacy? Gone.
Your dignity? Pending.
Welcome to my little playground!
(CTRL!)
(ALT!)
(DELULU!)

[Verse 1 - Riot / glitchy]
Midnight, screen bright, fingers on the keys
Got a million little secrets floating in the breeze
Corpo-grade encryption? That's adorable, sweet
Your firewall just bowed down to my beat

Turn their ads into dancing cats
Put pink little crowns on the combat bots' hats
Every billboard flashing my face
Congratulations, I own this place!

[Verse 2 - Vex / cool]
Corporate panic on the evening feed
Executives screaming, "What do we need?"
Competent management, possibly
But that's outside my specialty

Sniper on a rooftop, waiting for the cue
One precise shot and the jammer's through
Not a hair disturbed, not a wasted round
Meanwhile Kira's upside down

[Pre-Chorus - Kira / manic]
Lights go blink and the streets go pink
Something's burning, what do you think?
[Riot] I said, "Don't touch that switch!"
[Kira] But it had a cute little glitch!

[Vex] Why are the drones on fire?
[Kira] They wanted to go higher!
(Hee-hee!)
(Too late!)

[Chorus 1 - All / hyperpop drop]
CTRL! ALT! DELULU!
Everything's broken, but we look brand-new!
Glitch-glitch, kiss-kiss, crash the display
We're the cutest little bugs in your operating day!

CTRL! ALT! DELULU!
Neon-colored madness coming straight at you!
Dance till the servers melt
Best bad update you've ever felt!

Oh-oh, pixel fever!
Nobody can stop this diva!
CTRL! ALT! DELULU!
Night City's offline, woo-hoo!

[Post-Chorus - Robotic chant]
Re-re-reboot!
Shake that cyber-suit!
Zip-zap, click-clack!
No, you can't have your data back!

[Verse 3 - Kira / sweet]
Traffic lights are disco balls
Someone's screaming in the malls
Combat drones do pirouettes
Best surprise we've had here yet!

Tossed a grenade into the sky
Made a firework butterfly
[Vex] That's an expensive military device.
[Kira] But look! The colors are nice!

[Rap - Riot / double-time]
Ping spike, quick strike, dancing in the subnet
Black ICE, bad dice, haven't lost a run yet
Code crack, bounce back, spinning up a daemon
Watchdog barking? Girl, I already tamed him

Root key, VIP, admin in the system
Corpsec screaming, "Who did this?" Tell 'em that I missed 'em
Deep dive, live wire, neurons in a frenzy
Flipped the whole grid like a nightclub entry

Byte by byte, I rewrite their night
Turn the riot drones into a laser light
Data breach, peach beach, virtual vacation
Broke the stock exchange with a dance invitation

Vex on the scope, cold stare, zero doubt
One click, clean hit, communications out
Kira on the floor with a glitter grenade
Says the bigger the blast, the prettier the parade

I'm the ghost in the code, got the network spinning
No cash, no crown, just the thrill of winning
Three icons, one town, all feeds hijacked
Now the mayor's doing choreography on a looped playback!

(No escape!)
(Auto-save!)
(Too late!)

[Pre-Chorus 2 - Vex / dry]
Citywide outage, markets in distress
Every news channel calls us a mess
[Riot] Our stream just hit a million views!
[Kira] I blew up another fuse!
[Vex] Naturally. Wonderful news.

[Chorus 2 - All / distorted]
CTRL! ALT! DELULU!
Your security's crying, but our ratings grew!
Zap-zap, clap-clap, overload the night
Even MaxTac's dancing under ultraviolet light!

CTRL! ALT! DELULU!
Corpo tears make the prettiest blue!
Bass hits hard, skyline tilts
Everybody move while the system rebuilds!

Oh-oh, glitchy fever!
Turn the street into a speaker!
CTRL! ALT! DELULU!
Who's the administrator? WHO?

[Bridge - Fake system announcement]
[System] Emergency broadcast detected.
[Vex] Emergency denied.
[Riot] Broadcast redirected.
[Kira] EXPLOSIONS AMPLIFIED!

[Dance Break - Hard rave drop]
ERROR 404!
Can't control us anymore!
SYSTEM CRASH!
Glitter, static, neon flash!

[Final Chorus - All / euphoric]
CTRL! ALT! DELULU!
Whole city screaming, and we're singing too!
Boom-boom, blink-blink, watch the circuits glow
Night City's greatest unauthorized show!

CTRL! ALT! DELULU!
Three rogue idols with a world to screw!
No more rules, just digital rain
Tomorrow they'll be fixing everything again!

[Outro - Glitchy laughter]
[Riot] Network restored.
[Vex] Damage report?
[Riot] Extensive.
[Kira] Encore?!
[Vex] Absolutely not.
[System] Rebooting concert...
[All] AGAIN?!

[Connection lost.]